dreaming-sleeping-fallen-angel:

pleaselovemehard:

kidsraisingkids:

I can’t STAND this shit. I’m still awaiting a response.

Fucking slammed.

THIS IS AWESOME.

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Fuente: 1vm)

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

neoliberalismkills:

a man who gets what he wants out of life

(Fuente: charlieseesmore)

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

johannathemad:

some important girls

leskullest:

Como me gustaría que me importara pico lo que los otros piensen de mi.

weareclampfans:

Tha Clow Cards